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Accurately hearing song lyrics is not my forte.
(On an unrelated note, neither is skillful driving. Or science).

I'm always envious of those of you who pick up on the words so quickly. I'd also like to be singing along and that's almost impossible to do when you're mumbling through 90% of every verse.

No, guys. It's really bad. For most of the nineties I thought Def Leppard was singing about Lesbian Rock.

Ok, fine. All of the nineties - as well as some of the naughties. No wonder I never caught onto the whole electrical bananas reference.


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